Very grown-up conversation #187,432:

Overheard in the hallway...

Me: "So, really, Han Solo or Wolverine?"

RX: "Han Solo would win. He'd shoot first."

Me: "Yeah, but Wolverine would totally pwn him. He's the best there is at what he does, and what he does best isn't very nice."

RX: "But Han Solo is roguishly handsome."

Me: "So's Wolverine!"

RX: "Pffft! He's an over-muscled freak."

Me: "You weirdo."


Thus are great and weighty issues debated.